The Federation of Motorcyclists
Est. 1991
Membership: Charles, Pat, Brad, Zsolt, Phil, (positions open)
- Our Goal: To Ride And Be Too!
- We are Motorcyclists - contented only when we are Riding.
- We are married first and foremost to our Motorcycles and secondly to our Spouse (where applicable).
- All extra Money if any will be spent (‘invested’ shall we say) on our motorcycles or on motorcycle accessories. Then and only then any remaining funds (with Federation approval) may be squandered on incidentals such as groceries, spouses or children (if applicable).
- We will ride all twelve months of the year preferring rain, snow, temperatures below 40 degrees and when available sunshine as well.
- We will always ride safely with regard to road and weather conditions. We will never compromise the safety of our own, passengers’, or our fellow riders’ lives with irresponsible riding habits (no reckless hot rodding).
- Obey all posted speed limits only when conditions require it (see item #6).
- Motorcycle trips take priority over all other activities such as family anniversaries, birthdays, holidays, our jobs, etc.
- We will ride with any other motorcyclist without regard to factory brand name (well, except for ____________ of course - (filling in the blank is optional depending on mood swings and stuff).
- We will take regular b& fb breaks (don’t ask - you had to be there) as determined by consensus.
- Peppering: It is proper to pepper any member or non member (especially new ones) mercilessly, relentlessly and with no remorse at anytime, anywhere.
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The Federation bylaws have been reviewed
times since October 3, 1998
